CAGREINVENTED

STUD COMMENTARYFirst Impressions Lead to Long Term Status

Have you ever been in a like interest situation with someone and wondered why he/she never felt like you weren’t relationship worthy. Then if he/she actually get into a relationship (without you of course), do you find yourself asking “What about him/her is better than me?!” or “How is he/she claiming something that was produced [...]

Sh*t People Say: Dung Gone Viral

Happy Sunday CAGGERS! As many of you probably don’t know, I’m totally addicted to youtube. Like won’t go to sleep at night and sneak to my car during the middle of the day to watch it because my job blocked it addicted. (Sad I know) I think more than anything I’m obsessed with how certain [...]

Mission POSSIBLE: 30 Before 30

HAPPY NEW YEAR CAGGERS! I had every intention of doing this post on New Year’s Day, but of course I procrastinated until now. (Way to start off the New Year, huh?) Better late than never, right?! (Smile) I know everyone is already in heavy pursuit to achieve their NY resolutions which is awesome! I’m sure the [...]

Ex-Pact Series Sexpectations

TWO POSTS IN ONE WEEK?! #WINNING! Yes I know this is like a record deserving of Guinness World Record notoriety, but this post is much needed. I received so much wonderful feedback both online and offline regarding my previous post, I thought it would be best to write another blog to clarify a few things. [...]

The Ex-Pact

HEY CAGGERS!! I’m back with yet another post documenting my latest ridiculous ideas and musings. (I know you thought I was going to slack off now didn’t you?) I really want to get back to my roots of blogging about my personal life in a more mature, PG-13 sort of way because let’s be honest. [...]

QUICKIE Hookup Etiquette

January 19th, 2012

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Hey CAGGERS!

I didn’t want to let a week go by without posting something so here’s a little CAG Quickie for you.

For some reason all of my involved friends i.e. married/in a relationship, use me as the go-to single girlfriend for “hookups”. For example, if my friend’s hubby/boyfriend/significant other has a single friend they automatically say “Hey, you should meet my friend CAG! She’s Single!” ::sideeye:: It’s to the point where I’m used to my friends putting me on blast to their single male family members, friends, and complete strangers on the street as if I have an “I’m single and desperate. COME GET ME!” sign plastered on my forehead I know my friends do it out of love and want me to settle down before my eggs to dry up, so I don’t get upset. HOWEVER, I’ve decided to take a new approach to these hookups and I want to get your thoughts when you read the rest.

STUD COMMENTARYFirst Impressions Lead to Long Term Status

January 11th, 2012

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Have you ever been in a like interest situation with someone and wondered why he/she never felt like you weren’t relationship worthy. Then if he/she actually get into a relationship (without you of course), do you find yourself asking “What about him/her is better than me?!” or “How is he/she claiming something that was produced from a mating lizard and baboon?” As a single woman it can get frustrating to think about it, but I am a firm believer that things happen for a reason. However, that doesn’t mean I don’t want to know why! Hence the reason I’m uber excited about today’s post.

I am happy to report that I have brought back my STUD contributors. Basically STUDS are my hot guy friends that I go to for advice when I want to know the rationale behind the testosterone way of thinking. Since the passing of one of my studs last year (tears) and relationship status changes of others, I’ve had to shift some of their roles and replace several of them. I now have 6 STUDS (2 single, 2 involved and 2 married) that will be sharing their thoughts on various topics that have some relevance in my life at the moment. Since they feel that sharing this information with me is in violation of the man code, I have agreed to keep their identities anonymous and provide them with aliases that fit their personalities. I will eventually post a full description of each stud at some point, but I wanted to hurry up and put it out there before I was over it. I posed the following question to my STUDS:

“How long does it take a guy to know the type of relationship he will have (or wants to have) with a woman?” By that I mean how long does it take you to know whether or not you will wife someone or jump them off?”

Find of the reason why I asked them this question and see what they have to say when you read the rest…

Sh*t People Say: Dung Gone Viral

January 8th, 2012

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Happy Sunday CAGGERS!

As many of you probably don’t know, I’m totally addicted to youtube. Like won’t go to sleep at night and sneak to my car during the middle of the day to watch it because my job blocked it addicted. (Sad I know) I think more than anything I’m obsessed with how certain videos go viral versus others. I will even go into the history of certain youtubers to see where their popularity peaked. #Psycho!! Like pop stars, some of them have a consistent following of “subscribers”/fans and others are one hit wonders **cough Antoine Dodson aka Mr. Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wives Hide Your Husbands double cough**

Well the latest youtube sensation seems to stem from more of a concept rather than a particular person. I call it the Sh*t People Say Series. The series was kicked off with the Sh*t Girls Say video by Kyle Humphrey and Graydon Sheppard. Last I checked this video had over 9 million hits and counting. However, hundreds of parody response videos have been created and gone viral as well. Check them out when you read the rest.

Mission POSSIBLE: 30 Before 30

January 5th, 2012

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HAPPY NEW YEAR CAGGERS!

I had every intention of doing this post on New Year’s Day, but of course I procrastinated until now. (Way to start off the New Year, huh?) Better late than never, right?! (Smile) I know everyone is already in heavy pursuit to achieve their NY resolutions which is awesome! I’m sure the treadmill misses us all. I truly applaud you for sticking with it. However, this girl here isn’t the resolution type! I stopped creating NY resolutions a long time ago because tend to break them moments after making them. Instead I create a short list of goals I would like to accomplish before the end of the year. What is the difference between goals and resolutions you ask? In my opinion you can’t really ‘break’ a goal. You either do it or don’t do it. Resolutions to me are meant to be broken. I’m going to stop cursing TO ME is an example of a resolution. Damnit I just broke a nail while type! See! Resolution broken. LOL

Some examples of the goals I made last year are 1. Starting taking Fashion Design classes, 2. Stop eating meat for a period of time, 3. Lose weight before going to Jamaica. I was able to accomplish all of them, but this year I want to take it up a notch. Since this is a milestone year for me where I be saying sayonara to my 20s (tears) I wanted to do something interesting. Therefore, I have created a list of 30 things I want to accomplish before my 30^th birthday in December. Check out the dets along with the list when you read the rest….

Ex-Pact Series Sexpectations

December 30th, 2011

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TWO POSTS IN ONE WEEK?! #WINNING! Yes I know this is like a record deserving of Guinness World Record notoriety, but this post is much needed. I received so much wonderful feedback both online and offline regarding my previous post, I thought it would be best to write another blog to clarify a few things.

First I would like to thank you all for commenting. I get stoked when I receive comments because it makes me feel like my writing isn’t done in vain. There were quite a few questions around what the ex-pact really entails and I’m going to address them to avoid any confusion. Funny enough the ex and I actually had this same discussion the other night during dinner and it sparked an hour long conversation. I will explain the stipulations associated with the pact and I’m curious to know if you think they are realistic. Moreover, I will respond to a thought provoking comment from one on my new readers towards to the end of this post. (Shot out to MJ!) Check out the dets when you read the rest…